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The Hammer crashes down

Rants, muses, and other drudgery

Created on 2003-03-26 17:39:58 (#969767), last updated 2008-11-05

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Name:divnehammer
Birthdate:01-27
Location:Toledo, Ohio, United States
Bio
Well, let's see...there's SO much to tell about myself that I hardly know where to begin. I guess my first real memory was being accepted into the Juliard School of Performing Arts at age 3 as a tambourine prodigy. Man, could I shake that thing! Other highlights include my 3rd Nobel Peace Prize (because the first 2 COULD have just been flukes); my 2nd place finish in the Lumberjack Skills Competition (I'll beat you next year Lars Ulrichson!); and of course, my Best Male Performance in a Pornographic film award. It's always nice to be recognized by your peers.

Oh, and I guess i could mention that I have a wife that I love with all of my being, Lisa (book_of_sick), 2 awesome min-pinschers, Bane and Ubu, who make me smile constantly, and an attack cat, LuPea, who KNOWS that he can take a person down if he just hits them right.

I work in a factory, welding (not really sure WHAT happened there!)I love playing video games, reading fantasy novels, reading comic books, watching pro wrasslin':-P, riding my mountain bike, and collecting the odd action figure as space and money allow. Yes, I AM an Uber-Dork!
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