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The Hammer crashes down
Rants, muses, and other drudgery
Created on 2003-03-26 17:39:58 (#969767), last updated 2008-11-05
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| Name: | divnehammer |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-27 |
| Location: | Toledo, Ohio, United States |
Well, let's see...there's SO much to tell about myself that I hardly know where to begin. I guess my first real memory was being accepted into the Juliard School of Performing Arts at age 3 as a tambourine prodigy. Man, could I shake that thing! Other highlights include my 3rd Nobel Peace Prize (because the first 2 COULD have just been flukes); my 2nd place finish in the Lumberjack Skills Competition (I'll beat you next year Lars Ulrichson!); and of course, my Best Male Performance in a Pornographic film award. It's always nice to be recognized by your peers.
Oh, and I guess i could mention that I have a wife that I love with all of my being, Lisa (book_of_sick), 2 awesome min-pinschers, Bane and Ubu, who make me smile constantly, and an attack cat, LuPea, who KNOWS that he can take a person down if he just hits them right.
I work in a factory, welding (not really sure WHAT happened there!)I love playing video games, reading fantasy novels, reading comic books, watching pro wrasslin':-P, riding my mountain bike, and collecting the odd action figure as space and money allow. Yes, I AM an Uber-Dork!
Oh, and I guess i could mention that I have a wife that I love with all of my being, Lisa (book_of_sick), 2 awesome min-pinschers, Bane and Ubu, who make me smile constantly, and an attack cat, LuPea, who KNOWS that he can take a person down if he just hits them right.
I work in a factory, welding (not really sure WHAT happened there!)I love playing video games, reading fantasy novels, reading comic books, watching pro wrasslin':-P, riding my mountain bike, and collecting the odd action figure as space and money allow. Yes, I AM an Uber-Dork!
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action figures, adult swim, army of darkness, biking, captain america, chappelle's show, cincinnati bengals, comic books, cracker, detroit lions, detroit pistons, detroit red wings, exhibitionism, fantasy novels, forgotten realms, harry potter, ireland, johnny cash, lotr, marvel legends, michael moore, monty python, muckafurgason, neil gaiman, nin, nudity, our lady peace, quentin tarrantino, r.a salvatore, rancid, sarcasm, scotland, sex, slacking, social distortion, super heros, the beastie boys, the violent femmes, they might be giants, video games, wheel of time novels, wwe, xbox
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